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Hayden and Brad loved Teen Titans, so they tried watching DC's new Titans! ...And it sucked! Join Hayden and Brad as they give their thoughts on every episode! Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/Titanomachy
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Monday Sep 21, 2020
Monday Sep 21, 2020
After a long hiatus, we're back!
Join Hayden and Brad as they discuss the cult-hit 1980s film, Heathers, a story about American teenage high school girls which escalated far further than Brad ever imagined! (Hayden is still the expert on this movie.)
This episode is sponsored by our Patron Caitlyn, who also suggested this episode, so thank you to Caitlyn!
The channel that Brad was blathering about on YouTube is the channel of Sarah Z, which is available here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCK-GxvzttTnNhq3JPYpXhqg
► Music Credit: LAKEY INSPIRED
Track Name: "Better Days"
Music By: LAKEY INSPIRED @ https://soundcloud.com/lakeyinspired
Original upload HERE - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXLzv...
Official "LAKEY INSPIRED" YouTube Channel HERE - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOmy...
License for commercial use: Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 Unported "Share Alike" (CC BY-SA 3.0) License.
Full License HERE - https://creativecommons.org/licenses/...
Music promoted by NCM https://goo.gl/fh3rEJ
Monday May 25, 2020
Monday May 25, 2020
Welcome to the very special episode of Titanomachy and our new show, Nerdyssey! This is where we talk about movies.
This time, Brad and Hayden are joined by Jess, and all of them have a lot to say about how much they love dunking on Scott Pilgrim!
Special thanks to Caitlyn for suggesting and sponsoring this episode!
► Music Credit: LAKEY INSPIRED
Track Name: "Better Days"
Music By: LAKEY INSPIRED @ https://soundcloud.com/lakeyinspired
Original upload HERE - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXLzv...
Official "LAKEY INSPIRED" YouTube Channel HERE - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOmy...
License for commercial use: Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 Unported "Share Alike" (CC BY-SA 3.0) License.
Full License HERE - https://creativecommons.org/licenses/...
Music promoted by NCM https://goo.gl/fh3rEJ
Monday May 04, 2020
Monday May 04, 2020
We've hit the end of the road for season one, everybody! And this time, like almost every single time before on this show, it's all about Richy Grayson and his hate for Bats Man. Join Hayden and Brad as they discuss screeneurisms, the quality of the hotels in Gotham, and Brad's intense hatred for the obscenely wealthy.
Unfortunately, this episode has a critical lack of Trigon's ass. You have been warned.
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Monday Apr 27, 2020
Monday Apr 27, 2020
Continuity? Who needs it! Relationship development to make Starfire choking out Rachel feel impactful? Forget about it! Looking at a hologram version of Trigon's ass? Now THAT'S the ticket!
Join Hayden and Brad as they discuss how Starfire is definitely a murderer, how the cult of Trigon's plan makes no sense at all, and how Trigon absolutely looks as underwhelming as they expected!
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Tuesday Apr 21, 2020
Tuesday Apr 21, 2020
Some shows like to tell a story in a linear fashion, only diverting for information that is strictly necessary to inform the current action, but NOT TITANS! This time it's a flashback for Hawk and Dove, which has NOTHING to do with Trigon or Rachel getting choked out by Starfire!
Join Hayden and Brad as they discuss how stupid it is that Donny inevitably dies, how Titans pontificates on the value of beating up already convicted felons, and how Hayden wants wine with ice cream!
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Monday Apr 06, 2020
Monday Apr 06, 2020
You know what you do after you blow up the bad guys? You say "case closed" and don't look into them at all ever again, definitely not whenever you didn't even see all of them die or confirm that they're in the same location!
Join Hayden and Brad as we angrily discuss how Richy is the worst rich kid ever, how Starfire somehow manages to consistently make law enforcement look good when she kills them, and how Rachel's mom's house seems to ignore how property laws work.
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Monday Mar 30, 2020
Monday Mar 30, 2020
We're back from Gotham to our regularly scheduled nonsense! Hayden and Brad discuss Richy falling through a terrible CGI window, the Trigon cult being the worst planned cult ever, and how the Titans cast are the absolute worst detectives in history!
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Monday Mar 23, 2020
Monday Mar 23, 2020
In this feature length episode, Hayden and Brad are joined by their bewildered (and, in Jess's case, slightly inebriated) friends Jess and Will to discuss the direct to DVD feature, "Teen Titans vs. Teen Titans GO!"!
We laugh, we cry, we get mad that the song in the middle is completely pointless.
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Tuesday Mar 10, 2020
Tuesday Mar 10, 2020
Did you know that Batman is bad? TITANS will literally not stop telling you about it, as Richy suddenly returns home to Gotham with Jason Todd to save the life of a man we only learn about this episode!
Join Hayden and Brad as they marvel at Richy Grayson screaming, without one shred of irony, "I WANT MY PARENTS BACK!"
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Sunday Mar 01, 2020
Sunday Mar 01, 2020
After the team's foray with creating a pilot for a separate series, we return to the A-plot, which at least partially consists of Starfire blowing up some poor farmer's tractor and having completely unromantic sex with Richy Grayson!
Join Hayden and Brad as they continue to make themselves suffer by watching Rachel stop talking to Richy, Starfire remark upon Tiger-Boy's penis, and the Nuclear Dad's hilariously subpar screaming.
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